From under the desk of Snorri

Lady Gaga, it says here, is teaching her dog to draw. Something about “attaching pens to his legs and popping him on to paper.” As a respected music reviewer and canine, I object to the exploitation of such amateurs. And I wish to stress that no dogs have been harmed in the making of this blog. On the contrary, I receive treats as compensation for my efforts.

Not nearly enough treats, mind you. But treats. Which reminds me…